Just like our take on Destiny’s Child’s track, we’re finding local alternatives to all the things Mariah Carey doesn’t want in ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You.‘

I don’t need to hang my stocking, there upon the fireplace

Lucky for you, we’ve compiled a list of the best stockings this year here.

Santa Claus won’t make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day

Mr Wolf’s Jellycat Amuseable Microphone is adorable and a great Christmas treat for the little ones.

Oh, I won’t ask for much this Christmas. I won’t even wish for snow

We’ve already had a bit of snow up north but we’re not expecting a white Christmas. So here‘s an alternative from MandyDesignsBoutique on Etsy.

Let us know which Christmas classic we should take on next.